Death
I feel as if I have died and someone embalmed me. I'm still breathing, but I don't think that my brain is fxning. I have a headache the size of Montana, which is throbbing with the frequency of a metronone. I think a very very small construction worker is using a very very small jackhammer to break open my skull. I have created a differential diagnosis for myself (in no specific order of importance or liklihood):
meningitis (viral or bacterial)
glioblastoma multiforme
unknown viral infection, possibly coronavirus
primary B cell lymphoma of the brain
Epstein-Barr Virus infection
Seeking professional medical opinion? Nope. I can DDx myself.
Here's the problem: I have a half marathon to run in 6 days. I haven't run in 5 days, that's not to say I haven't worked out, but no running. I'm hoping to get rid of the funk so I can run 5 mizzles tomorrow and then get back on course for this weekend.
Although, I do feel better from this morning; I am still not convinced I'll feel better tomorrow. Time will tell. Otherwise I'll just have to run the half sick.
meningitis (viral or bacterial)
glioblastoma multiforme
unknown viral infection, possibly coronavirus
primary B cell lymphoma of the brain
Epstein-Barr Virus infection
Seeking professional medical opinion? Nope. I can DDx myself.
Here's the problem: I have a half marathon to run in 6 days. I haven't run in 5 days, that's not to say I haven't worked out, but no running. I'm hoping to get rid of the funk so I can run 5 mizzles tomorrow and then get back on course for this weekend.
Although, I do feel better from this morning; I am still not convinced I'll feel better tomorrow. Time will tell. Otherwise I'll just have to run the half sick.
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