Fate/Karma/Kismet

How's this for fate: While eating a scrumptous Chinese take out meal, I decided to crack into the obligatory fortune cookie to see what life had in store for me. As I was chewing on a piece of shrimp, I almost choked when I read my fortune. At that moment I wondered if someone was playing an intricately laid and planned joke on me, and if not, reaffirmed yet again that God has a sense of humor. My fortune read as follows (and I'm totally not kidding):

You would make a good lawyer

So, now fortune cookies are giving me career advice. Hilarious and oddly depressing at the same time, because I looked into taking the LSAT and at LSAT books on Amazon.